humorstar:

*after some pizza slices*

my subconscious: you have to burn that calories

me: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6… and… ok, it’s enough

(Source: humorstar, via hotboyproblems)

phiftycent:

princem4rtian:

poyzn:

This is like installing Windows on a Mac.

I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.

oh my god

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thoughtsofdog:

human has gotten a lot smaller since we first met… he used to be able to pick me up with one hand!

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freejimmer:

college is not fun or better than high school everyone is lying like ya u go to mad parties but when u in the middle of taking shots you’ll remember that online quiz that was due 5 minutes ago and then just sit there and stare at the ground the rest of the night

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